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Dalekon
  

  
2003-04-26 23:47:59  -  Some funny things :)
http://www.camelotaddict.com
just read it, i liked it :)

/edit: forgot to make a link of it :p
Edited by Dalekon on 2003-04-26 23:49:08
Archeon
  

  
2003-04-28 14:30:28  -  Re: Some funny things :)

Bwahahaaa!!!!
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2003-04-29 09:25:22  -  Re: Some funny things :)
rofl
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Barquez
  

  
2003-04-29 10:38:30  -  Re: Some funny things :)
loool
Archeon
  

  
2003-04-30 19:09:47  -  Re: Some funny things :)
My own funny thing, god bless sites like albino :)

Yahoo
Cracked me up this did :)
Edited by Archeon on 2003-05-01 10:11:18
Thorarin
  

  
2003-04-30 21:44:20  -  Re: Some funny things :)
LOL, never let a cheerleader anywhere near a PC :)
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Archeon
  

  
2003-05-03 23:08:22  -  Re: Some funny things :)
Thorarin
  

  
2003-05-04 02:15:23  -  Re: Some funny things :)
Bah, I need to register for that Arch :(

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Edited by Thorarin on 2003-05-04 02:17:06
Archeon
  

  
2003-05-04 20:55:06  -  Re: Some funny things :)
For those that don't want to register on the LoM forums (and why not, some of the posts are hilarious :D)

Archeon:
Need A GM's Help... NOW!!!!
Ok, i put Now in capitals. I'm assuming that increases my chances of a GM reading my post. Damn i'm so smart, captial letters are definatly the way to get attention arround here.. and saying GM. No way i need to be polite.


Anyway, i was in that town in the corner of the place in that area with the trees. and i was killing these mobs, you know the ones that hit back... anyway, i suddenly lost my connection because i'm on BT ADSL and it cuts out all the time even though its only happened once... because i spilt coke on my computer, i hate BT their such *******s. really.

So, when i log back in i saw this dude with a weapon that looked exactly like mine, he was wearing the same clothing as i was as well. Well, obviously i died and dropped my stuff. And when i told this guy to give me my stuff back, he said no!!!! I've got a chat log to prove it!


Me: O1 +w@+! g1VE mE mY wOoDEn $WorD b4cK!!!!
Him: Pardon?
Me: Wh@+ 4Re j00 ****t4RD? $+UPId? g1vE me MY pHuCK1Ng w00d3n 5w0RD 84CK Your +0$53r!!!!!
Him: No really, i have no idea what your talking about. I only started playing 5mins ago, could you help me? i'm a little confused about how i kill things
Me: L00k R3T@Rd, I know Wh4t Your uP +o0 i'L bl0OdY weLL H4cK YOuR ****1N 4CcOunt iF J00 d0N'+ 9iVe m3 My PhuckINg WD3N Sw0Rd 8@Ck. I'M 4 ****In 9M 1PH j00 DoN'+ 91v3 iT 84Ck 1'l bAN YouR 4CC0un+!!!!

I made the stuff i said bold so you can see it easily, it also helps draw attention to the fact that i can spell really good!

So this guy refused to give me my sword back, i mean it was obviously mine it had exactly the same stats and everything!! SO anyway, if you don't get me my stuff back i'm going to tell my parents and their cancel the subscription they pay for me. This is called consumor power, do what i say or i go somwhere else. Understand? You'd better because... I'|\/| 4|\| l33+ h4><0R 4n|) 1ph j00 |)On'T Do \/\/|-|4+ i 54Y 1'l |-|4C|< In+0 \/\/eM4|)35 sERv3R5 @ND cr@5h T|-|3 $Y5T3|\/|, 1 c@n |)O +|-|4+ bEC4u5E i'|\/| 3lI+3!

Ok, i'm going to sleep i stayed up past my bedtime typing this and i don't want my mummy to give me a spanking. I'd say thank-you but i think i can treat you like dirt because my daddy has a servent... yeah, his name is jeeves and i like to kick him when daddy isn't watching. i also like to eat things. the other boys in my class say i'm fat but i know the truth. Mummy told me i have big bones for my age, i'm special!

Archeon
  

  
2003-05-06 18:04:13  -  Re: Some funny things :)
Can't resist putting this...



Edit: Bah, lousey computer literate bastards!...oh well

There, Friggin asshole!
Edited by Archeon on 2003-05-06 18:05:28
Archeon
  

  
2003-05-07 08:39:58  -  Re: Some funny things :)
Guess what? Another one Ripped off BW but its still quite comical :)

Best Blond Joke EVER!
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2003-05-07 11:13:49  -  Re: Some funny things :)
HAHAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa !!!
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Thorarin
  

  
2003-05-07 21:07:22  -  Re: Some funny things :)
Boy that took a while to reach :)
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Thorarin
  

  
2003-05-21 06:15:32  -  Re: Some funny things :)
ROFL..

You might not want to watch it if you haven't seen Matrix: Reloaded yet ;)

The Pizza Matrix (17 MB, XviD)
Oh well, not really any spoilers anyway :) Rightclick - Save As..

(XviD installation)
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Edited by Thorarin on 2003-05-21 06:17:01
Archeon
  

  
2003-05-21 19:30:01  -  Re: Some funny things :)
http://xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm
Not so much funny as just raw coolness, times like this i wish i were a stick man ^_^
Gama
  

  
2003-05-22 15:57:20  -  Re: Some funny things :)
testing summit

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/cupholder.php


muahaha click the link
CLICK IT!
Edited by Gama on 2003-05-22 15:59:18
Archeon
  

  
2003-05-22 16:13:10  -  Re: Some funny things :)
lol, ok i definatly wasn't expecting that. Reminds me of the advert with the granny and the CD player :)

EDIT: Haha! ok, now this is comical. If i ever get asked to Plvl sombody i'm gonna try this...

Edited by Archeon on 2003-05-24 00:57:39
Shaniah
  

  
2003-06-07 01:01:02  -  Re: Some funny things :)
damn
i hope that works with all the female character names i use
Dwy
  

  
2003-06-07 16:34:20  -  Re: Some funny things :)
lol arch =)
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Tiste
  

  
2003-06-08 10:22:56  -  Re: Some funny things :)
hahaha hmm im starting to wonder if i joined a guild of perverts, all that is missing now is free sex=D
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