Its the end of Midgard High, the 7th ws the last. i'l do, i had a little help with 6 and 7. well when i say help i mean a couple of people looked over my shoulder and started to add stuff, i suppose i should have probably editted it out (well i did edit one or two bits out ^_^)

So anyway, enough of this i want to move onto somthing genuinly funny.

Kumar: So anyway, we were talking about character balance. Did you know we’va managed to make it so that albion is the most desirable while having the weakest abilitys. Our marketing skills kick ass
Chorus #3: WOW, THAT’S AMAZING!!! DID I MENTION I LOVE THE HELMET!!!!
Kumar: thanks, I’m going for a new look

Midgard High Episode 3, The Attack Of The Clones

<In Kumars Submarine Base>
Kumar: Mwahahahaaaa!!!!!
Beta: Here he goes again, what this time sir?
Kumar: Mwahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!
Beta: Sir?
Kumar: MWAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!
Beta: SIR!!!!
Kumar: What?
Beta: Your plan sir
Kumar: What plan I was practicing my vocals, my barber shop group has a concert apperance towmorrow night
Beta: your kidding, your in a barber shop vocal group?
Kumar: You have a problem with that?
Beta: not while your pointing that Nerf wand in my direction

<In Midgard you, Boys dorm>
Archeon: Lucky Charms!!!
Golf: I Love Lucky Charms!!!
Grama: Me Too!!!
Plank:…
Grama: yes I am aware this is the boys dorm plank
Guy In Red: Morning Everyone
Archeon: Morning Guy in red
Golf<whisper>: Isn’t it weird how much like the old guy in red he looks?
Archeon<whisper>: yeah, but I didn’t want to mention it to him
<They turn around to see guy in red forcing his tounge down grama’s throat>
Archeon: Arwwww, that’s SO not right!!
Golf: Grama!! She’s betrayed me!!
Archeon: Like you ever stood a chance
Golf: That Does It /D-u-e-l C-h-a-l-e-n-g-e A-r-c-h-e-o-n
Archeon: Challenge is spelt with 2 L’s dick wad
Golf: GAG BOX!!
Archeon: …Murff…. MURFFF!!!!
Golf: hehe, I’m so funny
Archeon: MUFFFFFFF!!!!!!!
Plank:…
Golf: See archeon, plank likes the improvement too
Archeon: Mu, Muffin Muff-Muff!!!
<Kumar walks in>
Archeon: MUFFF!!!!
Golf: Oh give it up archeon
<Kumar takes the milk from the fridge>
Archeon: Muff, Mu Mfff, MFUUFUUU, FUU!!!!
<Archeon Points frantically>
Golf What?
Kumar: Mwahahahahaaa!!!! I’ve stolen your MILK!!!!
Golf: AHHH EVIL EMPROER KUMAR!!!!
Kumar: NERF!!!
Archeon: Muffed
Golf: Nerf Gama’s Clothing!!
Plank:…
<Kumar Looks at guy in red>
Kumar<Whisper>: isn’t that the guy I killed when I last left?
Archeon: Muff, Mfrr, Furrm
Kumar<whisper>: What?
Archeon: Muff
Kumar: YOU DARE DEFY EVIL EMPORER KUMAR!!!! MEGA NERFFFFF!!!!!!!
Archeon: ….Muff?
Kumar: Haha! You fool, I respecced you to mending
Archeon: …Mu
Kumar: Yes… mending… your gimped…
Archeon: …uff
Golf: L-O-L, you fool Archeon’s a mend spec healer
Kumar: He is? DEFILER, YOUR NOT SPECCING THE WAY YOUR SUPPOSED TO. HOW CAN WE DELIVE PRECISION PLANNED NERFS WITH PEOPLE NOT SPECCING CORRECTLY!!!!!!
Archeon: Muff, Furrm, Ruff, Mff
Kumar: YOU!!! YO… GAG!!!!
Golf: Kumar?
Kumar: my… my voice… I’ve lost my voice… my musical debt, ruined. And its all your fault
<points at archeon>
Archeon: Mufff!!!!!
Kumar: I vow terrible revenge on your healer. Prepare yourself for the worst
<Kumar enter/ext>
Archeon: Muff…
<Plank pats archeon on the back>

<Kumars sub base again>
Kumar: beta… we must be wary… that healer, he spoke funny
Beta: Whats with your voice?
Chorus #3: HE’S LOST ITTTT!!!!
Beta: Oh… Wait a second, no speaking out of line!!!
Chorus #3: SORRY! JUST GIVING OUR PREOFESSIONAL OPINION!!!!
Beta: Well don’t it makes me look stupid!
Chorus #3: FINE WE QUITTTTT!!!!
Beta: What!!! You can’t quit, who’s going to proclaim my greatness!!!
Chorus #3: NOT USSS THAT’S FOR SUREEEE!!
Beta: I’m so confused…
Kumar: why can I never get good help when I need it?

<Back at Midgard High>
Jeri: Like Golf, shouldn’t you un-gag archeon?
Golf: nah, its funny
Archeon: Muff…
Plank:…
Golf: I’l un-gag him when guy in red stops getting off with my girl
Jeri: Get a clue romeo, grama can’t stand you, why should archeon suffer?
Golf: because I have an inferiority complex and by suppression archeon I can give the impression I’m a big man
<Archeon scribbles on some paper>
Jeri: Well.. you aren’t making a good join of it?
<Archeon Scribbles some more>
Jeri: Joke…
<More scribbling>
Jeri: What are you? An idiot? J-O-B… Oh Job!!!
<Hands Jeri a Medal>
Jeri: ohh thanks
Archeon: Muff, Murff
<Kumar Enter/Exit>
Kumar: Mwahahahaaa!!!
Archeon: MUUFFFFFF!!!!
Kumar: fear me, evil emporer kumar. master of nerfing, lord of leeching, demi-god of tripping over shoe-laces!!!
<Scribble>
Kumar: you bastard, so that was you… yes it was i.
<Scribble>
Kumar: yes, I still havn’t gotten my voice back yet, and I had a very important concert to sing at
<Scribble>
Kumar: yes it was, you know our work?
<Scribble>
Kumar: wow, a life long fan. I have a warm fuzzy feeling. Suddenly I don’t want to nerf anymore I want to sing…. But I can’t so I’l nerf you good instead, say goodbye to all but your baseline heals sucker
<Scribble>
Kumar: yes, you can have an autograph
<Scribble>
Kumar: your welcome
Plank:…
Kumar: plank, no you’l not stop me now
Plank:…
Kumar: drink a glass of milk?
<Drinks milk>
Kumar: Mwahahahaaaa!!!…. MWAHAhahahahaaa!!!!….. MWAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
<Archeon claps>
Kumar: MY VOICE, IT HAS RETURNED! VERY WELL I SHAL SPARE MY NERF FOR TODAY. BUT NEXT TIME OUR PATHS CROSS I WILL SHOW NO MERCY!!!
Acheon: Muff
Plank:…
<Guy in red dies>
Grama: GUY IN RED!!!!
Archeon:…muff….
Golf: who saw that coming?
<all raise hands>
Grama: Sob, I loved him
Golf: you still have me
Grama: oh god
Archeon: Murff
<scribble>
Golf: I don’t care if grama’s stopped getting off with guy in red I’m still feeling good about gagging you
<scribble>
Golf: I know, Te-he-he!
<scribble>
Golf: Well I do so Nerr! :P
<cut>
Golf: :| Mu Tung!!! Go ummy-mn!
<Humpy-mon emerges>
Archeon: MUFF, FRUMM, FMRUFFFF, MFURRRMF!!!!!
<Humpy mon vanishes>
Golf: Bursurd!!
Archeon: Muff!
Golf: /D-u-l c-h-a-l-l-e-n-g-e a-r-c-h-e-o-n
<scribble>
Golf: I dun’t care id dul is speld wid an Fee!!
Grama: Oh end it already Sob!

End

Beta: strange urge to… be humble… must reist… must find +humble resist items!… must employ chorus!!
Chorus #4: HERE WE AREEEEEE!!!!
Beta: YES, I AM INVINCIBLIBLIBLIBLE!!!!

Archeon: I still think he over charged us for that pie
Grama: Like you care, i paid for it
Archeon: I wasn’t the one making the big fuss about sex discrimination
Grama: JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE THE GUY DOESN’T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO PAY FOR MY FOOD!!!

Midgard High, Episode 4 – Zap, Kapow

<Kumars evil sub base>
Beta: Sir?… Sirrr?
Chorus #4: EVIL EMPORER KUMAR!!
Beta: Hmm… well if he isn’t here today then I guess I’l concoct an evil plan to nerf the world by myself

<Midgard High>
Guy in red: Hello? Helloo?
Guy in red: where is everyone?
Chorus #4: ITS BETA!!
Beta: HAIL! I M GREAT!
Guy in red: who are you?
Beta: Who am I? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU??
Guy in Red: I’m guy in red
Beta: guy in red? Wow, that sure is a popular name
Guy in red: why do you say that?
Beta: well you see there was this guy in red, but he was killed. Then there was another guy in red… but he got killed too.
Guy in red: wow, maybe the name has a jinx or something
Chorus #4: BETA IS GREAT!!!
Beta: yes, thank you ladies
Guy in red: who are they?
Beta: my chorus
Guy in red: wow, you much have a real inferiority complex
Beta: I prefer to think of it as a need for attention… Anyway, where the hell is Plank and his no good, goodie, goodie possie?
Guy in red: I don’t know, I’ve been looking all over Midgard high for hours now
Beta:… BLAST, well I’l just have to be evil without them then. RIGHT!!
<pulls out a lute>
Beta: I’m going to play a song, but I’l play it out of key. Meheheheheheheheee!!!
Guy in red: that’s your evil plan?
Beta: umm.. well yes actually, I was going to wing the rest
Guy in red: Sigh, give it here
<Beta hands him the lute, Guy in red turns away>
Guy in red: I learn’t this in shop class yesterday. This goes in here, and that ges into that. OK! I’ve turned your lute into a mega death ray, try it now
Beta: alright, mega death ray!
<plays the lute>
<Pop>
<Guy in red dies>
Beta: opps… urmm, I mean Meheheheheheee!!!
Guy in red: Hi
Beta: Guy in red?
Guy in red: wow are you phycic or something?
Beta: But…
<looks at corpse>
<looks at guy in red>
Beta: ….CHORUS!!!
Chorus #4: SIR, WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU!
Beta: EXPLAIN THIS
Chorus #4: ITS RATHER SIMPLY SIR, IT’S A WELL KNOWN FACT THAT TERIARY CHARACTERS DRESSED IN RED DIE, WE THOUGHT EVERYONE KNEW!!!
Beta: I DID!! I was just.. checking
Chorus #4: BY THE WAY, WE FIGURED OUT WHERE EVERYONE ISSS!!
Beta: you do?
Chorus #4: YES, IT’S A SATURDAY. THERE ALL SLEEPING INNNN!!!
Beta: WHAT!!
Beta: Wait, don’t you charge double for the weekend
Chorus #4: YES!
Beta: Oh Shit!

Archeon: I don’t belive it, they took the fluffy dice out of the super-hyper-ultra-deuluxe megazord!
Golf: How can we ride around in style now?
Plank:…
Archeon: …Plank, that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard in my life. Where are we going to get 35 metric lmega-litres of baby oil?
<slash>
Archeon: I hate my life

Midgard High 5 – Insert Title here

<Kumers Evil base>
Kumar: Hmmm…
Beta: Hmmmmmm….
Chorus #5: HMMMMMM…..
Kumar: I have it!
Beta: Yes!
Kumar: no… no I don’t think we have the funds to buy 35 metric mega-litres of baby oil
Beta: oh…
Chorus #5: I HAVE AN IDEA!
Kumar: Well?
Beta: Shut up, you’re a chorus your not allowed to have ideas! Why do I even keep you around
Chorus #5: WE DON’T CHARGE BY THE HOUR THAT’S WHY!!
Kumar: Hmm… I HAVE IT!
Beta: Yes?
Kumar: Yes, I’l employ a new evil hench person
Beta: Don’t you mean Henchman?
<Door crashes down>
Kumar: idiot
Agent: IASDP, Freeze sex offender!
Beta: Not the IASDP!!!… Whats the IASDP?
Kumar: International Anti Sex Discrimination Police
Beta: No problem, just nerf them
Kumar: No way I’m nerfing a woman in trousers
Agnet: So you think women can’t wear trousers!
Kumar: how much would it cost to make you go away?
Agent: I’m a woman, I cannot be corrupt
Kumar: so your saying men can be corrupt
Agent: Yes!
Kumar: take yourself away, that’s sex discrimination
Agent: Bah, not another one!
Kumar: Get a clue you stinking liberal
Agent: We shal meet again Kumar, and when we do I shal stop you for good
<Agents Enter/Exit>
Beta: Back to the point why do you want a new henchperson
Kumar: That’s easy, I was watching power rangers today
Beta: Sir, your 28 years old isn’t power rangers…. Never mind, just put the nerf stick down
Kumar: Anyway, the evil boss was replaced by another guy who was able to really kick their asses.
Beta: Ahh, that makes sense. One thing I don’t get we don’t have any vacencys at the moment, wheres this new herchman going to go?
<Door crashes down>
Agent: IASDP FREEZE!
Kumar: a vacancy just opened up
<Agent drags Beta out>
<Door opens>
Blank: hello, I’m blank, planks evil twin brother. I heard you have a vacancy
Kumar: Planks evil twin brother! This couldn’t be any better
Blank: do I get dental?
Kumar: I stand corrected

Plank:…
Archeon: no, we still havn’t found the fluffy dice
Jeri: This is like, so unhygienic
Archeon: Stop being blond Jeri
<Explosion>
Agent: IASDP FREEZE!!
Archeon: Shit, the IASDP!
Agent: Your guilty of… Hay, don’t run away I’m wearing high heels!!!

Plank:…
Jeri: Like totally
Blank: I enter!
Kumar: nice entrance
Plank:…
Blank: Yes brother, I have sided with the forces of evil
Plank:…
Blank: No, I don’t have a long standing grudge against you, my childhood was a happy one I’m just killing time while I wait for my PHD to be processed
Plank:…
Blank: Thankyou
Jeri: Your like so dreamy
Blank: Let me put you in my little, little black book
<Jeri Faints>
Blank: one more down
Golf: Stop right there, AE INSTA MEZ!
Blank:… Hahahahaaa!!!
Plank:…
Gold: what? You say blank has maxed out resists, a full aug healer and shaman buffbot, purge, group purge, determination, and every other anti-CC Ra known to Mythic?
Plank:…
Golf: Not excluding the fact that Mes’s have less chance of sticking than a slice of butter on an experimental super non-stick pan!! I’m scared
<Golf Runs away>
Blank: its just you and me and her and guy in red now plank
Guy in red: Actually I’m just watching, I won’t be putting myself in danger
Blank: like I said, just you and me and her now plank!
Grama: Pfft, right I’m gonna fight you. Like that’s gonna happen
Blank: <sigh> like I said, its just me and you plank!
Plank:…
Blank: It has?
<Looks in his pocket and pulls out a valid PHD>
Blank: right, I’m off to end world huger, make peace with the martians and cure all known desiese
Plank:…
Blank: you too, later little bro
Plank:…
Kumar: Give me a break, like you and the woman are any challenge for me
<Explosion>
Agent: AHAHAHAHAA!!!
Kumar: Shit
Archeon: your in trouble Kumar
Agent: You! Come back here
Archeon: AHHHH!!!!
<Archeons runs away…. Again>
Kumar: And I know just how to beat you, with your own… is that 35 metric mega litres of baby oil?
Plank:…
Kumar: I’l just steal your baby oil today, but I’l be back. You’l see, you’l SEE!!
Plank:…
<Explosion>
Agent: SEX DISCRIMINATION!!!!!
Plank:…
<Big ass dragon appears>
Archeon: FOR THE LAST TIME, NO POKEMON JOKES. THEY ARE BARRED, ILLEGAL I’L KILL ANYONE I CATCH MAKING ONE
Agent: COME BACK HERE!!!
Archeon: Fuckin hell, why don’t you stalk somebody else
Agent: Cause your cute
Archeon: Fuckkkkkk!!!

<The polar icecaps>
Archeon: Right, I have to have lost her now
Agent: Come back my love!!
Archeon: Right that does it, I’m the author of this series and I’m writing you out!
<Scribble>
Agent: You fool, a real life human being and as such am immune to your editorials
Archeon: would you mind sitting next to instead of dangling over my shoulder, grahams is looking at us and you’re really heavy
Agent: don’t make me slap you again

Midgard High 6 – Her name is jenny

<Kumar’s evil…. Mountain base>
Beta: Wow, this is the best evil hideout yet
Kumar: Yeah…
Beta: Boss?
Kumar: I’m trying to turn this baby oil into an immortal amorphous blob with metamorphic capabilities
Beta:…
Kumar: you ever watch terminator 2?
Beta: Yeah
Kumar: the bad guy in that
Beta: All, clever. But what if they drop him into a lava pool?
Kumar: Where are they going to find one of those in a world where they use forges to craft metal? Little tiny forges.
Beta: But then how can we make an amor…ani…. blob if we can’t make giant lava pools?
Kumar: now I think about it how did we see the film without a TV?
Beta:…
Chorus #6: I SMELL A BADLY WRITTEN SCRIPT!!!
Kumar: You ever get the feeling the chorus is smarter than us?
Chorus #6: THIS IS JUST TO PAY MY WAY THROUGH COLLAGE!!
Beta: I’m ensuring the future of tomorrows idiots
Kumar: how very eco-friendly of you, but you do realise that if idiots are smarter than us we might have to get educated
Chorus #6: I ALSO TUTOR!!
Kumar: Brilliant, sign me up

Grama: Archeon, you look out of breath
Archeon: That agents still after me, the nasty blood sucking leech she’s a real life and thus I can’t write her out
Grama: Who is she?
Archeon: She’s…
Agent: Archeon!!!
Archeon: If you’ll excuse me, I have to run again
Agent: Come back!!
Archeon: Can’t we just be friends?!?
Plank:…
Grama: oh, yeah that would make sense
Blank: I enter
<Jeri is in his arms instantly>
blank: Jeri, it’s been too long
Jeri: Oh blank
Grama<whisper>: He was only gone for 5minutes
Guy in red<whisper>: I guess its true love
Grama<whisper>: Bah, I’m jealous
Guy in red<whisper>: you have golf?
<Guy in red is brutally strangled>

Agent: Strangled?
Archeon: Fine

<Guy in red dies>

Archeon: Happy?
Agent: why does he die anyway?
Archeon: It’s the law; all tertiary characters dressed in red with less than 5 lines per scene must be killed
Agent: You’re so mean
Archeon: it’s a story, its not like a guy in red actually dies
Agent: Meanie
Archeon: Stop interrupting the flow of the story

Kumar: So if you add one apple to the other apple you have two apples…
Chorus #6: That’s it
Beta: Wait, I’m confused where do we get the apples?
Kumar: I’ll pay double for him
Chorus #6: Cool

Golf: Grama, I love you
Grama: go away
Golf: if I make Archeon look like an idiot will you accept me
Grama: It hasn’t worked yet
Golf: why can’t we be like Jeri and Blank?
<Sound of wedding bells>
Jeri: Honeymoon!!
Blank: I love you Jeri, more than I’ve ever loved anyone
Plank:…

Agent: I always cry at weddings
Plank:…
Agent: that’s so touching
Plank:…
Agent: <Sob>
Archeon: AHA!!
<Scribble>
Agent: I’m Melting, MELTING!!!!
Archeon: HURRAY!! She’s gone
Agent blob: Don’t get your hopes up; I’ll be back next period
Archeon: Bugger, well enjoy maths anyway
Agent: Thanks

Kumar: So where do the apples fit into this?
Chorus #6: They don’t, this is algebra it’s much harder
Beta: I’ve figured it out! If you put the first apple next to the second you get more than one apple
Chorus #6: Close enough honey

Grama: So I still can’t figure it out. Who was agent?
Archeon: She was evil, that’s all you need to know
Agent 2: She’s going to kill you for saying that
Archeon: Go away, my laptop, my work
Agent 2: Don’t you have ICT now anyway?
Archeon: Yeah, but I’m quote, unquote not going to do some other coursework
Agent 2: Oh right, anyway I’m going graham’s is giving me dodgy looks

<Archeon Inc would like to apologies for any inconvenience, some people think its funny to type stuff in my laptop. And I’m inclined to agree, we not return you to your regular broadcast>

Plank:…
Archeon: yeah, where is Kumar?

Kumar: I’d like to thank you for all your help chorus #6, can I buy you… that is I mean… will you come out to dinner with me?
Chorus #6: Please, call me jenny and yes I’d love too
Kumar: this could be the start of a beautiful evil relationship
Jenny: I know this great little bistro

Archeon:… please tell me I’m not the only one that’s confused by that scene?
Plank:…
Archeon: well obviously I wasn’t paying attention, a member of the IASDP was chasing me
Plank:…
Grama: What I don’t get is how they plan too… well you know
Archeon: No, I don’t actually
Grama: You know…
Archeon: you know what, I think I’m gonna do some work now
Grama: What, you can’t ignore me!!
Archeon: too late, G’bye everyone

End

Archeon: I’d like too take this chance to once again apologies for the interruptions of Emma (Agent) and Dan (agent 2) they’re both idiots
Emma: You didn’t even try to stop me from typing
Archeon: that’s beside the point
Emma: and who are you calling an idiot
Archeon: Read 4 lines up
<Slap>

Dan: Idiot? I added some culture to this pathetic piece of literature
Archeon: it’s supposed to be pathetic, it’s spontaneous and unedited. Just as well otherwise I’d be removing the agent parts
Dan: you know you like it
Emma: Yeah Chris!
Archeon/Chris: Sod off!!

Archeon: This is it, the very final Midgard High! After this no more (unless I make a directors cut version)
Emma: Your not doing this again are you?
Archeon: This is the last one, I’m getting bored with it anyway. I want to move on to more interesting fields
Emma: Show me when you start, I want to help
Archeon: God no, I don’t want another 6th form review
Emma:, that was funny
Archeon: Oh yeah, and so was the letter that got sent home

Midgard High 7 – The Legendary Staff Of Tab’Fren!

Kumar: Right, today is the day
Jenny: Yeah!
Beta: Yeah!!
Chorus #7: YEAHH!!!!
Kumar: I will not hold back anymore, I will use the legendary staff of Tab’Fren!
Jenny: That’s so clever
Beta: Hay… Hay, pay attention to me!!
<Kumar and Jenny Kiss>
Beta: HAY!!!
Kumar: SHUT UP BETA!!
<Beta Crys>

Plank:…
Archeon: Kumars using the staff of Tab’fren. We need to summon the army
<pop>
Archeon: The fact that their dressed in red doesn’t fill me with confidence
Grama: What do you expect on our budget
<Kumar, Jenny, Beta (Crying still) and Chorus #7 Enter/Exit>
Kumar: Staff Of Tab’Fren Nerf!!!
<Army Dies>
Archeon: Well that was a real waste of my doughnut money
Kumar; NERFF!!!!
Archeon: That does it I’m out of here
Grama: Me too
Golf: Yup
Plank:…
Kumar: I WIN!
<Plank grabs the staff of Tab’fren>
Kumar: Fuck!! Jenny!
Jenny: Yes?
Kumar: What do you think we should do?
Jenny: How about we renouce the evil way, get married and have lots of little kids
Kumar: its simplistic, but I like it
<Jenny and Kumar Kiss (again)>
Beta: Please pay attention to me, chorus? Chours?
Chorus #7: Sorry Sir, I’m on a break
Beta: Damn union! I need attention
Chorus #7: Sorry

And then they all went home for spaghetti, The End

Archeon: EMMA!!
Emma: Sorry
Archeon: Actually that’s a better ending than the one I had in mind
Emma: Aww, you type the nicest things.
Archeon: Go away, do some work or something
Emma: Like you are?
Archeon: I can’t work at the moment
Emma: Yeah right, lazy bastard
<Groan>


Incidentally, Kumar and Jenny were happily married and went on to raise 34 evil children, they all became game developers and made 34 games, each one was riddled with hidden nerfs and bugs that allowed you to shoot without needing to leave your safe spots.

Grama married golf out of desperation of reaching the age of 13 without having procreated an underage child, thus ruining her life. Golf didn’t really care because he died 0.45 seconds after impregnating grama via a knife blow to the head

Jeri and Blank enjoyed their honeymoon so much they decided to live off blanks enormous finantial assets for the rest of their live and never work so they could have mad passionate sex 24/7/12

Dan as a direct reaction to his actions (On and off screen) was chased with a metre ruler wielding Archeon, who was then given a warning by the headmaster for mis-using school property. He’s on my /ignore list for the next 5 seconds.

You don’t want to know about Emma, its not nice trust me.

wheres eppisode 3....

1st one, i just forgot to mention it in the title ok?

No, it's not ok, and do I have life insurance?

MOOOOORE!!!!

-Jerelyn