“So it turns out that he’s married with 5 children”
Archeon: wow, what a stud
“Its just disappointing, I didn’t know that was part of the script”
Archeon: shit, the camera’s rolling. Quick into character!
“Right, ARCHEON YOU FAGGOT!!”
Archeon: NOT SO LOUD!!

Episode 2 – Bluing!!

<On the death star>
Kumar: Mwahahaaa! Plank might have thwarted my evil plan yesterday. But today’s evil plan is guarantied to succeed.
Beta: it is sir?
Kumar: of course, it came off the back of a cereal packet
Beta: wow, it can’t fail!!
Chorus #2: IT CANNOT FAILLLL!!!
Kumar: you got a new chorus?
Beta: Yeah, I missed the constant reminders that I was great
Chorus #2: HE IS GREATTTT!!!

<At Midgard high, the boy’s dormitory>
Archeon: Mmmm… lucky charms
Golf: Damn, I love lucky charms
Plank:…
Golf: really, this plan looks foolproof to me
Plank:…
Golf: well when you put it that way your right, if somebody was stupid enough to assume that there was a comet of lucky charms out there that could be dragged to the earth with an inverse nerf beam, which incidentally only evil emperor Kumar has the technology to build then…
Archeon: ENOUGH, YOUR GIVING AWAY THE PLOT!!!
Golf: sorry, I tend to do that occasionally. I’m only a secondary character so give me a break
Guy In Red: Morning
Plank:…
Golf: Hi
Archeon: Morning guy in red, where were you last night?
Guy in red: the girl’s dorm
Golf: Wahay! Which girl?
Guy in red: Grama
Golf: ARGG!! TO THINK MY SWEET GRAMA HAS BETRAYED ME SO!!
Guy in red: yeah, we told ghost stories, painted each other’s nails, it was great
Golf: …I knew that, yeah
Plank:…
Archeon: yeah, what is that?

<on the lucky charms asteroid>
Kumar: Mwahahahaaa!! Inverse Nerf Beam FIRE!!!
<Pop>
Beta: Boss, can I go gloat at Midgard High now?
Kumar: NO! if my past defeat by plank taught me anything its that you never gloat until AFTER you complete your evil plan…
Beta: Aww come on
Kumar: No, absolutely not…
Chorus #2: COME ON KUMARRRRR!!!! BETA’S THE GREATESTTTT!!!!
Kumar:… ok, just a tiny gloat

<Midgard High, Hammer swinging class>
Teacher: ok, now remember. Lift with your knees, swing back and let drop
Archeon: this is harder than it looks
<crunch>
Grama: Wuss
<Bop>
Jeri: Whatever
<Plonk>
Plank:…
<…>
Archeon: is that Beta’s chorus?
Beta: Ha Ha, No you fools this is my new chorus, twice as loud and twice as ready to scream about my greatness
Chorus #2: BETA’S THE GREATESTTTTT!!!!
Kumar: Aahahahahaa! You can’t stop me now Plank
Plank:…
Kumar: Right, I’ve worked out the perfect way to gloat. I’m not going to mention specifics. You see, there’s this place that I really hate and I’m going to destroy it in a way that cannot be stopped
Archeon: Oh my god you read the plan on the bottom of the lucky charms cereal box and are going to use an inverse nerf beam to direct it towards Midgard high flooding the campus with lucky charms!!!
Kumar:… Wha… Bu… NO That’s NOT MY PLAN!!!!
Beta: boss, I thought that was your plan
Kumar: SHUT UP!!!!!
Beta: Oi! You can’t tell me to shut up, I’m great, and I have a chorus!!!
Chorus #2: HE’S GREAT, HE HAS A CHORUS!!!
Kumar: NERF!!!
Beta: Ha! Missed me
Chorus #2: not us
Beta: You bastard, YOU NERFED MY CHORUS!!!!
<Throws his lute at Kumar>
Kumar: see here you musical instrument wielding sissy, stop throwing things at me or I’ll nerf you into black and white
Jeri: Like, are you two done yet?
Beta:… oh sorry
Kumar: got a little sidetracked, anyway it doesn’t matter if you know our plan. We’ve located the lucky charm asteroid and have already started to draw it to earth
Archeon: Quick we need the hyper-mega-ultimate-deluxe megazord!!
Grama: that’s ultra, not ultimate. And either way it’s in the shop after Golf drove it into that tree
Archeon: Bugger! What can we do?
Plank:…
<big ass dragon drops on Kumar>
Kumar: Arhh, big ass dragon, what’s Planks prokee Mon doing here?
Plank:…
[Big ass dragon uses big ass flamethrower attack]
[lucky charms asteroid was turned into popcorn asteroid]
Golf: Woo! Popcorn
Archeon: Time to eat
Kumar: NOOO I LOVE POPCORN, must resist temptation to eat evil scheme….
Archeon: Mmmm… toffee
Beta: Yummy
Kumar: BETA!!!
Beta: Sorry
Kumar: Blast it, my plan has been foiled again. That’s the last time I listen to a cereal packet
<Makes a dramatic entrance/exit>
Archeon: All right, we saved the day
Plank:…
Guy In Red: Hi guys what happened?
<Guy In Red Dies>
Archeon: GUY IN RED!!!
Jeri: NOOO!!!!
Grama: He was so full of life
Golf: I call his dirty-skankie-mouldie-mushroom poster
Plank:…
Archeon:… we’ve still got another page or so to fill with bad jokes…
Grama: Urmm…
Golf:…umm
Plank:…
Jeri: Well… I could do a cheer
Archeon: Sigh, I guess if it’ll fill the space
<Jeri pulls out some pom-poms>
Jeri: M is for Massive, I is for impossible to ignore, D is for delirious, G is for Growth spurt, A is for abnormally large, R is for really long, D is for DICK!!! What does that spell?
Archeon:…Jeri, that was possibly the worst cheer in history. How’s that supposed to inspire people?
Jeri: inspire nothing, I was describing my old boyfriends knob
Golf:… knob jokes are only funny when Archeon tells them, and mainly because he’s a knob himself
Archeon: that was a shot wasn’t it
Grama: Golf, lets get freaky
Golf: What now? Do I have too?
Grama: YOU DARE RESIST MY GIRLISH CHARM, DRINK-MON!!!
Archeon: Not another prokee-mon battle
Grama: DRINK-MON USE EVIL EYE
Golf: ARGG!! The evil eye!!!
<Golf Runs away, Grama chases>
Archeon: I get the feeling we forgot something
Jeri: last time we did transformer jokes, we missed those out this time
Archeon: ahh that’s it, ok then
Jeri: Jeri, Transform
<Mechanical Sounds>
<Jeri Transforms Into A Bunny Rabbit>
Jeri: Damn it
Archeon: What, you transformed didn’t you?
Jeri: I was going for a giant condom
Archeon: ENOUGH SEX ORIENTATED JOKES!!!!
Jeri: Sorry
[Jeri Accidentally uses Multiply]
[Jeri starts to breed offspring]
Archeon: What did I say about sex jokes?
Jeri: sorry, I can’t stop!
Plank:…
“GOD DAMN IT WILL YOU ALL STOPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!”
<Silence>
“Thank-you, look the camera ran out of film half an hour ago. None of you noticed?”
Archeon: we’re actors, we’re paid on our good looks and ability to read a script scrolled on a TV screen behind the camera. We aren’t clever!!
“…yeah, well…ummm…. DAMN YOUR 61 INT!!!!”
Archeon: :P
“Big Cutting Action!!”
Archeon: :|
Archeon: Muuu, Mu tung, mu tung!!!!
“OK, end it already”

End

Archeon: Mu TUNG!!!!
<Runs Into A Wall>
“Don’t Worry Folks, he OhKAY!
Jeri: Are you sure?
“Not in the slightest, just smile and wave”
Jeri: I like shiny things

<aplords> very good :D

ROFL!

hehe i better learn that cheer :D

-Jerelyn

think its lacking someone :) wonder who that could be:)

What! come on i can't give Guy in Red a name, he's a terciary character!